The Jonas Brothers have a new song called "Much Better," which is a not-so-veiled attack on country pop star Taylor Swift. If you didn't know, Joe Jonas (that's him up there) used to be Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Then he broke up with her and the next thing you know, he's going out with the beautiful but vacant Camilla Belle.
Scorned Taylor went on a Joe-hating media spree and now Joe--and his back-up boys--have responded by singing, "And all the tears on her guitar, I'm not bitter/But now I see that everything I'd ever need/Is the girl in front of me/She's much better." Hmm. Very mature.
Brad just let the paparazzi photos (him and Angelina laughing on the red carpet, him and Angelina pushing Bob strollers overflowing with multi-cultural kids, him and Angelina glued to the hip everywhere they go, et al) say the obvious--that he's much happier now.
So Joe, follow Brad's example--if you're gonna cheat, shut up about it. Then again, I keep forgetting that Taylor and Joe are kids. So if they act immature, why should I be surprised?
I'll tell you what surprises me: Brunettes are hotter than blondes apparently. Even Archie chose Veronica over Betty! But that's another story for another day.
P.S. Make sure you get a copy of OK!'s July issue, coming out in two weeks. We investigate rumors of an impending split between Brand And Angelina! And we have Robert Pattinson on the cover, too! Yey!