Tuesday, June 09, 2009

That Joe Jonas ain't a gentleman

The Jonas Brothers have a new song called "Much Better," which is a not-so-veiled attack on country pop star Taylor Swift. If you didn't know, Joe Jonas (that's him up there) used to be Taylor Swift's boyfriend. Then he broke up with her and the next thing you know, he's going out with the beautiful but vacant Camilla Belle.

Teen sensation Taylor Swift took heartbreak hard

Scorned Taylor went on a Joe-hating media spree and now Joe--and his back-up boys--have responded by singing, "And all the tears on her guitar, I'm not bitter/But now I see that everything I'd ever need/Is the girl in front of me/She's much better." Hmm. Very mature.

Well, Camilla does look much better...
The lyrics are an obvious reference to Taylor's hit, "Teardrops on My Guitar." Joe, take a page out of another cheater's book--Brad Pitt obviously traded up when he left girl-next-door Jennifer Aniston for sexpot Angelina Jolie but never did he say anything bad about Jen! You don't trample on the girl you already humiliated, sweetie!

Don't feel bad for Jen--I think she's better off now!

Brad just let the paparazzi photos (him and Angelina laughing on the red carpet, him and Angelina pushing Bob strollers overflowing with multi-cultural kids, him and Angelina glued to the hip everywhere they go, et al) say the obvious--that he's much happier now.

Brad whispers, "I'm so happy, Angie!"
She murmurs back, "Of course. I'm so hot!"

Brangelina show off their family...

... and their hotness!

So Joe, follow Brad's example--if you're gonna cheat, shut up about it. Then again, I keep forgetting that Taylor and Joe are kids. So if they act immature, why should I be surprised?

I'll tell you what surprises me: Brunettes are hotter than blondes apparently. Even Archie chose Veronica over Betty! But that's another story for another day.

P.S. Make sure you get a copy of OK!'s July issue, coming out in two weeks. We investigate rumors of an impending split between Brand And Angelina! And we have Robert Pattinson on the cover, too! Yey!


  1. Grabe, to this day I still ask: How does one ever recover from something like that (the Brad-Jen-Angelina fiasco)?

  2. NY Minute, apparently everyone in that bizarre love triangle has gotten over it except the rest of us!

    Daphne, I had fun writing it! Joe Jonas and Brad Pitt are easy to make fun of =)

  3. oh, nevermind brad pitt -- he's not aging so gracefully, anyway! ang bilis ng karma? hahaha

  4. i agree with eMz frances. brad's not aging gracefully. and maybe joe's karma will be ashley greene dumping him the way he cruelly dumped taylor and demi.


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