Wednesday, January 03, 2018

This one time I got penis-envy

It's 2018! Happy New Year! As with everyone alive on the planet, I decided I was going to be healthier in 2018. Again heehee. But this time I mean it. So I started the year doing cardio and push-ups and crunches and hip thrusts and squats. I did well, too, doing four reps of ten for each exercise. I felt so strong! So proud so proud.


But then I wake up and my whole body is freaking out, right? My whole body literally can't move. I think I injured myself. I crawled out of bed. My eldest boy was worried enough to say he can borrow the trolley from our condo so he can push me around. Heehee so cute! Anyway, after stretching my limbs gingerly, I felt well enough to hobble about.


So here's the thing. As part of my new healthy lifestyle, I'm now drinking 8 glasses of water. I'm so proud of myself, guys. But you know what that means—more trips to the bathroom. So imagine me hobbling to the toilet and when I get there, I CAN'T SIT DOWN. Frikkin' thighs and ass are SCREAMING. I'm gasping the F-word every single time I sit down!


I just want to pee standing up. I wish I had a penis after every leg exercise day so I won't have to sit and die every time I pee.

It's January 3 and I already want to give up. But I won't. I'm going to do this! Last year, my goal was to have pimple-free skin and eat healthier. I did that. Yes!!! This year, I'm going to get fit and strong. So even though my body is hating me at this point, I'm going to keep tough loving it.

Don't worry. I'm not going to turn into a fitness blogger (unless may sponsor hahahahaha #keepingitreal). But if you can give me tips on how to pull off getting fit when my working mama life  is already so full (especially since I have no kasambahay to watch over the kids while I hie off to the gym), that would be a huge help! 

4 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Super relate!! But I'm kinda weird because I'm lovin' the pain. It makes me realize that the change is coming. 😂 No pain, No gain! You can do it! 😊 I also do my workout sa bahay. Thanks to workout video courtesy of Youtube. Heehee.

    This year, my goal is to bring back my figure... start date will be the day new year leftover foods are gone 🤞🏻🤞🏻

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  2. hihi nakakatuwa naman! (more sponsors... )

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  3. Thank you for sharing.. I hope to see a tips about to be fit and healthy now a days.

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  4. Hi Frances!!
    You can do it!!! I started to watch what I eat sometime in August of last year. Ive lost a total of 8kilos in 5months. Well not a lot for others but I definitely feel lighter. I also did Yoga, but had to stop (re: no time). I hope to get back to yoga and loose some more weight. Keep it up!

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